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A human who thinks potatoes are better than sex and eats them like they’re going out of style.
Just finished my fifth potato of the day. You’re welcome.
I’d rather die than eat anything else.
This is my love language. It’s potatoes.
Eanni
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Someone who lives in a world made of fries and would punch you if you tried to take a potato from them.
I stole a potato. Now I have to fight this guy.
If you touch my potato, I’ll touch your face.
I’ve had 12 potatoes. You’ve had zero.
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A person who can’t think straight because they’re too busy dreaming about potatoes.
I had a dream about potatoes. It was amazing.
Potatoes are my brain’s favorite snack.
I ate so many potatoes, I forgot my own name.