Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who thinks their name is so cool that they will explain it to anyone who looks at them like they just asked for a loan.

Why is your name spelled like a bad rap song?

I’m not even asking, just tell me.

You’re gonna explain it again at lunch, aren’t you?

2

The kind of person who will spell their name in all caps and still expect you to pronounce it like it’s a secret code.

Is your name E-A-N-N-A-H or is it E-A-N-N-A-H? Please decide.

You’re gonna spell it again at the grocery store, right?

I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.

3

The person who gives you a name that sounds like a spelling bee and then acts like you’re the one who failed.

You spelled it wrong, not me.

I didn’t even know that was a word.

You’re gonna explain it again at the party.

4

The type of person who will spell their name out like it's a test and then ask you to repeat it like you're the one who needs to pass.

Spell it. Now repeat it. Now do it in front of the class.

You’re gonna explain it again at the bus stop.

I’m not even paying attention, but I know what it is.

5

The person who will spell their name out so you can write it down and then act like you owe them money for the privilege.

Write it down. Now memorize it. Now thank me.

You’re gonna explain it again during math class.

I swear, I’ll pass this test without your help.

6

The kind of person who will spell their name so slow that you wonder if it’s a punishment.

E-A-N-N-A-H… that’s how it goes.

You’re gonna explain it again at the park.

I just want to go home now.