eann

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A total brainiac who thinks they're God. Loves chicken, books, dancing, and the color green. They're always Googling stuff like it's their job. People call them 'Mr. Google' because they're always on that shit.
Bro, that Eann just Googled the answer to my math test.
I asked her how to fix my car and she Googled it in 2 seconds.
She danced to a chicken nugget commercial and called it art.
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A hoe so bad she'll ruin your girl. She'll fuck your bitch and laugh about it.
That Eann just fucked my ex and said I was a bad boyfriend.
She told my mom I was a loser and then she kissed her.
She ran into my house and said, 'I’m here to ruin your life.'
3
A genius with a weird personality. They love dancing, food, and the color black. They argue like they're fighting for their life, but they're actually just softies hiding inside.
She argued with the teacher for 10 minutes just because he said 'hello' wrong.
She danced in the middle of the hallway and nobody stopped her.
She ate an entire pizza by herself and then cried about it.
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The most perfect girl. She’s hot, smart, hilarious, and can kiss like a pro. She’s basically a goddess.
She kissed me and I thought I was in heaven.
She passed my test and then told me I was ugly.
She laughed at my joke and I died inside.
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A girl named Leanna who’s trying to do a TikTok trend but is way behind. She’s got a dumb name and no clue what’s going on.
Leanna posted a video and it was from last year.
She tried to dance to a song and missed the beat.
She posted a TikTok with the wrong trend and nobody cared.
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A girl named Leanna who’s so behind on TikTok trends she’s got a new dumb name. She’s like the worst version of herself.
She changed her name to Leanna2 and nobody liked it.
She posted a video and it was from 2020.
She tried to do a trend and it looked like she was sleepwalking.
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