eanar

My cousin is an eanar. He looks like a pencil that got hit by a truck.

I dated an eanar. She had no meat on her bones, but she thought she was a queen.

That eanar tried to flirt with me. I just laughed and said, 'You're like a skeleton wearing a prom dress.'

That eanar tried to pose for a photo. All I saw was a stick figure wearing sunglasses.

My friend's eanar sister thinks she's Beyoncé. She's not. She's more like a ghost in a swimsuit.

I saw an eanar at the mall. They looked like they could be run over by a bus and still make it to the checkout.

That eanar thinks they're Spider-Man. They can't even carry a backpack without whining.

My neighbor is an eanar. They tried to save the day by jumping in front of a pizza box. It was sad.

That eanar tried to do a karate chop on my head. I just laughed and said, 'You’re like a stick with a bad attitude.'