eanana

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Your Nana. But you ain't worth the trouble.

Eanana, I’m still up. You’re still asleep. That’s why I’m still up.

Eanana, I just got a text from your cousin. She said you fell off a chair. Again.

Eanana, I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. And tired.

Your Nana. But she’s got zero patience for your nonsense.

Eanana, I’m not going to your house again. I can’t take your loudness.

Eanana, I brought you soup. You brought me a lecture. That’s not fair.

Eanana, I’m leaving. You’re still here. That’s the problem.

Your Nana. But she’s got zero love for your bad decisions.

Eanana, you tried to teach me how to cook. I now know how to burn everything.

Eanana, I took a selfie with your cat. You said it was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Eanana, I told you I was going to the store. You said I was going to jail.

Your Nana. But she’s got zero tolerance for your laziness.

Eanana, I didn’t clean my room. I just sat here. You said I was a mess.

Eanana, I didn’t answer the phone. You said I was ignoring you. Again.

Eanana, I fell asleep at the dinner table. You said I was a disgrace.

Your Nana. But she’s got zero mercy for your excuses.

Eanana, I said I was going to the park. You said I was just avoiding work.

Eanana, I told you I had a headache. You said I had a life.

Eanana, I missed your birthday. You said I was a disappointment.