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A brainless idiot who thinks Monster energy is a religion and wears earrings that scream at you.

'I’ve been eating Monster for 10 years and still can’t wear normal earrings.'

'My earrings are louder than my dad’s screaming at the grocery store.'

'I tried to take them off and they cursed me.'

A person who thinks earrings are a life choice and Monster is a food group. Also, they are barely smart.

'I have earrings that match my mood and my Monster addiction.'

'I eat Monster for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Also, I have earrings that are alive.'

'My brain is missing because I eat too much Monster and wear too many earrings.'

A dumb person who eats Monster like it’s going out of style and has earrings that look like they were stolen from a screaming alien.

'I ate Monster for 20 years and still can’t take off my earrings.'

'My earrings are so loud, they wake up my dog at night.'

'I tried to be smart once. It didn’t work. Now I eat Monster and wear earrings.'