eamson

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That smelly cousin who thinks they're cool just because they wear the same clothes as you

Eamson: 'Why you always wear the same shirt?' Me: 'Why you always smell like a gym sock?'

Eamson tried to flex at the party. I told him he looked like a lost sock.

Eamson said he's a trendsetter. I said he's a trend reaper.

The one cousin who thinks they're your best friend even though they've never done anything for you

Eamson said he'd help me with my homework. He just copied my answers.

Eamson called me best friend. I called him best stinker.

Eamson promised to come to my concert. He showed up 10 minutes late and smelled like a gym.

The cousin who won't stop talking about themselves like they're the main character of a bad movie

Eamson talked about his life for 20 minutes. I fell asleep.

Eamson said he was the hero of the story. I said he was the villain of the sock.

Eamson kept bragging about his life. I told him he's the main character of a bad sock movie.

The cousin who's always in your way like they're trying to steal your spotlight

Eamson blocked me in the hallway. I told him he's like a smelly wall.

Eamson took the mic during my speech. I said he's a smelly interloper.

Eamson was in my way at the party. I said he's like a smelly obstacle.

The cousin who shows up uninvited and acts like they're the most important person there

Eamson showed up to my birthday. I said he's like a smelly guest star.

Eamson came to my concert. I told him he's the smelly extra.

Eamson showed up to my dinner. I told him he's the smelly intruder.