Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A letter you get in your inbox, but it's usually spam or something that makes you wish you had a better life.

Your mom sent you a picture of her cat and asked if you're eating.

You got an email from a guy who thinks he's your long-lost brother.

You opened an email and it was just a list of weird questions.

2

A tall, skinny guy who thinks he's a tough guy, but trips over his own feet and gets flustered when he sees a pretty girl.

He challenged me to a fight and then tripped into a puddle.

He stared at me for five minutes and then ran away.

He tried to impress a girl and spilled his coffee on her.

3

A website where people post dumb stuff and laugh at it, even though it's mostly just chaos.

They posted a picture of a hot dog wearing sunglasses and called it art.

Someone wrote a 10-page essay about why toast is the best food ever.

They voted on whether a squirrel counts as a real animal.

4

Someone who wears all black, cries in the hallway, and probably still has their mom's old hair dryer.

He cried when his favorite band broke up.

He wore his mom's old pajamas to school.

He tried to write a song and just screamed into a pillow.

5

An old guy who thinks he's cool and has a kid who looks like a confused potato.

He told me he wrote a book about how to win at life.

He said his kid is the best writer in the world.

He thinks his kid is going to be famous one day.

6

A big, fat guy who looks like he was born from a pig and a pizza, and his dad wrote a book about how to solve problems.

He ate three pizzas and a whole bag of chips for breakfast.

He told me his dad wrote a book called 'How to Solve Life.'

He tried to run and looked like a pig running through a cornfield.

7

A small weenie that looks like it was left out in the rain and then stepped on by a camel.

He showed me a picture of his weenie and called it a masterpiece.

He tried to fight me and it looked like he had a jellyfish for a weenie.

He said he was going to grow a bigger weenie by eating 10 pies.