eama

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A person who has so many mice they think they're a god.
My neighbor is an eama. He has 47 mice and a shrine to them.
She’s an eama. She feeds them like they’re royalty.
He’s an eama. He even names his mice.
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A person who has more mice than sense.
He’s an eama. He thinks his mice are smarter than his kids.
She’s an eama. She spends all her money on mouse snacks.
He’s an eama. He’s got a mouse for every day of the week.
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A person who has mice for brains and nothing else.
That guy is an eama. His mice eat his dinner.
She’s an eama. She talks to her mice more than her husband.
He’s an eama. He has mice in his bed.
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