ealyssa

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Ealyssa is a total beast at everything she touches. She’s got charm, grit, and a temper that can melt ice. She’ll be your ride-or-die friend until you do something so stupid it makes her rip your head off.

Ealyssa: 'You failed me. I’m cutting you loose. You’re dead to me.'

Ealyssa: 'I’m not even mad. I’m just tired of your dumbass choices.'

Ealyssa: 'You think you’re funny? I’m the funniest person you’ve ever met. You’re just the dumb one.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Ealyssa is a human hurricane. She’s got the looks, the talent, and the mouth. She’ll be there for you through thick and thin until you mess up and she’ll tell you exactly how much of a piece of trash you are.

Ealyssa: 'You’re the worst. I’m done with your nonsense.'

Ealyssa: 'You think you can just walk away? You’re a dumbass.'

Ealyssa: 'I’ll dance until I pass out. You’ll cry until you’re dead.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Ealyssa is a goddamn legend. She’s got the heart of a lion and the mouth of a sailor. She’ll be your best friend until you do something so bad it makes her throw you out of her life.

Ealyssa: 'You’re a piece of trash. I’m done with you.'

Ealyssa: 'I’ll laugh so hard I’ll cry. You’ll just be the dumb one.'

Ealyssa: 'You think you’re funny? I’m the funniest person you know. You’re the dumbest.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago