ealya

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#basketball king#secret stealer#jordan enthusiast

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Ealya is a guy who thinks he's the king of the bad group. He wears Jordans like they're a religion and shorts that look like they were stolen from a baby. He plays basketball like it's a battle for his life, but he'll spill your secrets like they're expired milk. Don't trust him.
Ealya just told my mom I pee my pants. I'm dead.
He dribbled the ball like it was his last chance to be cool.
He wore his Jordans to school even though they were covered in pizza grease.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Ealya is the main guy in the trouble crew. He wears shorts that look like they were made by a toddler and Jordans that he probably stole. He plays basketball like it's a war. But he's not a bad guy, he just can't keep his mouth shut. Don't tell him anything.
He told my crush I like chicken nuggets. Now I'm stuck with that forever.
He played basketball like he was trying to beat a dog.
He wore his basketball shorts to the grocery store. The cashier looked confused.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Ealya is the guy who thinks he's the best at everything. He wears Jordans and basketball shorts like they're royal clothes. He plays basketball like it's the most important thing in life. But he'll tell your secrets like they're a joke. Don't even try telling him anything.
He told my brother I cry when I get scared. Now my brother laughs at me.
He played basketball so hard he fell down like a baby.
He wore his Jordans to the pool and now they're soaked.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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