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You said she was ugly. She sent you a photo of her in a bikini and said 'try again, loser.'

She showed up to your party with a cake and a curse. You got the cake. Your enemies got the curse.

She texted you 'I’m not your girlfriend. I’m your salvation. Don’t mess it up.'

You called her a 'basic girl.' She replied with a photo of you in a chicken suit and said 'basic? I’m divine.'

She turned down a million proposals just to be with you. You turned down a pizza because you were too busy being dramatic.

She texted you 'You’re not my backup plan. You’re my main event. Don’t act like you’re not.'

You insulted her. She replied with a photo of you on fire and said 'you asked for it.'

She showed up at your job and told your boss you were 'unworthy of her time.'

She sent you a text that said 'You’re my favorite idiot. Don’t make me regret it.'