ealey

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The guy who gives you cash like it’s going out of style and your face is a beggar’s best friend
Ealey dropped a hundred on me like I was a broke kid at a candy store.
He handed me the cash and said, 'You look like you need this more than your mom needs a divorce.'
Ealey gave me money like I was the only person who didn’t have a job.
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A money-laundering machine who thinks your wallet is a joke
Ealey gave me cash like I was a kid who just got caught stealing cookies.
He threw me a wad of bills like I was a beggar in a mall.
Ealey said, 'You don’t need a job. You need a wallet.'
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The human ATM who gives you money like you’re his personal charity
Ealey gave me cash like I was his long-lost cousin who needed a handout.
He handed me a stack of bills like I was the last person on Earth who didn’t have money.
Ealey said, 'Take it. I don’t need it. You need it. That’s the point.'
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