Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A useless waste of oxygen who thinks he's cool but gets swayed by some random muppets. He goes on about 'safe' and 'bare' like he's some kind of judge. Basically just a typical white twerp.

'Safe, bro. That shirt is safe.'

'Bare, man. That haircut is bare.'

'He's just a eales. Don't listen to him.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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The royalty of suburbia. West London's pride and joy. It's got chav heaven, Indian chaos, perv-vale nonsense, and Greenford's bunch of bus-lazy kids. Pretty decent, if you ignore the chaos.

'Acton is chav central. Don't go there if you're not ready to be judged.'

'Southall is like a mini India. Spicy and loud.'

'Greenford is where you end up if you miss the bus.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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A London borough that's basically Poland 2.0. All the Poles moved here and now it's just a big Polish party in the middle of England.

'Ealing is like Poland, but with more tea and less sausage.'

'They speak Polish here. And English. And some weird hybrid of the two.'

'My mum moved here from Poland. Now I have to eat polish sausages every day.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

4

A posh suburb where everyone thinks they're better than you. There's slags, nitties, chavs, and fake roadmen. It's like the suburb version of a private school.

'She's a slag. And a chav. And a nitty. She's everything.'

'He's a fake roadman. He just wants to be cool.'

'Ealing is the suburb version of private school. Everyone's rich, but they're all fake.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

5

A stupid way to spell 'eel' that people use just to sound cool. It's like saying 'eel' but with more letters and less sense.

'He spelled eel as eales. What's wrong with him?'

'Eales is just eel spelled wrong. Like, really wrong.'

'Why would you spell eel as eales? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

6

A total idiot. Like the kind of person who can't even spell 'eel' right and still thinks they're cool.

'He's a eales. Like, totally.'

'That guy is a eales. I swear.'

'Don't talk to him. He's a eales.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

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The holy ground of every school kid in Ealing. They go there every month to pray to the chavs and have a shag in the bushes. Be careful, there are roadmen lurking around.

'We went to the park today. It was a pilgrimage.'

'He had a shag in the bushes. Classic.'

'Watch out for the roadmen. They're like ghosts in the park.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago