Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone tries to type wait but their fingers are too lazy to move and they just hit E instead of W

I'm gonna wait for the pizza, E

Wait up, E

Wait, E? I'm not even done eating yet

2

When you're too tired to think and you just type E instead of W because you're too lazy to move your finger

Wait, E. I'm not even here

Wait, E? You're still sleeping

Wait, E. I'm on my phone, not your brain

3

When you're trying to say wait but you're too dumb to know the difference between E and W and you just type E because you're a brainless idiot

Wait, E. You're an idiot

Wait, E. You're the reason I'm late

Wait, E. I'm not even talking to you

4

When someone is too clueless to know that W is not E and just hits E because they think it's the same thing and they're too dumb to care

Wait, E. You're clueless

Wait, E. I'm not even going to respond

Wait, E. You're the dumbest person I know

5

When you're trying to type wait but you're too drunk to know where your fingers are and you just type E because you're a drunk mess

Wait, E. You're drunk

Wait, E. I'm not even mad

Wait, E. You're the reason I'm late

6

When someone tries to type wait but they're too dumb to know that E is not W and they just type E because they're a brainless idiot

Wait, E. You're an idiot

Wait, E. I'm not even here

Wait, E. You're the reason I'm late