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A girl so perfect she makes your life a living hell. She’s nice, but only when she feels like it. And she’s a queen, which means she rules your world.
You’re not good enough for her, and she told you so in front of everyone.
She cried when her cat got a perm, but she still gave you a C+ on your math test.
She said you were ‘okay’ but only because she was too busy being a queen to notice you.
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A girl so weird she could make a ghost cry. She talks to plants and insults people like they owe her money.
She texted you at 2 AM to tell you her plant had a dream about your mom.
She called your dad a ‘boring snack’ and sent a photo of her dog wearing sunglasses.
She said you were ‘a disaster with a side of glitter’ and then left you hanging.
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