Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy way to say nothing matters. Like when you're too tired to care or too lazy to pick a side.

'Eah,' he said, staring at the ceiling like it was the most interesting thing ever.

She just said 'eah' when I asked if she wanted to fight the guy who stole her lunch.

He said 'eah' when I told him his pants were on fire.

2

When something is hot enough to make your brain melt and your pants fall down.

'That car is eah,' he said, staring at it like it was going to propose to him.

She walked in and said, 'That outfit is eah.'

He said, 'That pizza is eah,' and I believed him.

3

Yeah, but with no Y. Like when you're too lazy to even spell it right.

'Eah, I'll do it,' he said, then went back to playing video games.

She said, 'Eah, I'm coming,' but she didn't show up.

He said, 'Eah, I'm going to win,' and then lost.

4

A world where everything is perfect. Like when you're getting praised for something you didn't even do.

'Eah is the best place,' he said, even though he failed the test.

She said, 'Eah is perfect,' and then got grounded.

He said, 'Eah is real,' and then got kicked out of the house.

5

Just eah. No extra letters. No bl. Just eah.

He said, 'Eah,' and that was it.

She said, 'Eah,' and that was all.

He said, 'Eah,' and then left.

6

When you're in a situation that is so bad, you might as well be dead.

'I'm eah,' he said, and he really meant it.

She said, 'I'm eah,' and then cried.

He said, 'I'm eah,' and then passed out.

7

A hole in your pants. Like when you're too cheap to buy proper pants.

'That eah is huge,' he said, looking at his pants like they were a crime.

She said, 'That eah is embarrassing,' and it was.

He said, 'That eah is a portal to hell,' and it kind of was.