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a smelly chess wizard who shows up on Discord with a weird accent and yells at you for being a brain-dead beginner before teaching you how to not lose every game
'You’re a moron if you don’t check your queen!' he said after I lost in 3 moves.
He taught me to analyze my games by screaming into my phone.
He called me a 'chess degenerate' because I played 10 games in a row.
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a guy who randomly appears on Discord with a funny accent and tells you you’re a loser if you don’t know how to think ahead in chess
He called my moves 'pathetic' and said I ‘don’t even know how to plan.’
He explained chess like I was a kid who just learned to count.
He said I ‘deserve to lose’ after I messed up my opening.
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a weird chess guy who pops up on Discord with a funny accent and tells you to stop being a dummy and actually try to win
He said I ‘looked like a fool’ after I lost in 4 moves.
He called me a ‘chess dummy’ and made me redo my game.
He yelled at me for not knowing how to move my bishop.
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