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a smelly chess wizard who shows up on Discord with a weird accent and yells at you for being a brain-dead beginner before teaching you how to not lose every game
'You’re a moron if you don’t check your queen!' he said after I lost in 3 moves.
He taught me to analyze my games by screaming into my phone.
He called me a 'chess degenerate' because I played 10 games in a row.