Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a man gets so high he thinks he's a woman and starts talking nonsense.

He just smoked three joints and said he's gonna marry the ceiling fan.

At the party, he started crying because the pizza was cold.

He tried to flirt with the fridge and got rejected.

2

A man who’s too lazy to walk but too proud to ride a bike.

He walked three blocks just to avoid using the bus.

He refused to ride the bike because it was 'too much work'.

He took a detour just to show off his 'fitness level'.

3

A man who thinks he's a superhero but only has a towel and a mop.

He saved the day by wiping up a spill no one even noticed.

He fought the vacuum cleaner and lost.

He declared war on the sink because it 'didn't respect him enough'.

4

A man who takes a nap so serious it's like he's in a fight for his life.

He napped through the entire movie and woke up thinking he was in it.

He took a nap so deep, the neighbors called the cops.

He napped during a meeting and got fired.

5

A man who thinks he's a king but only has a hat and a banana.

He crowned himself king with a banana and a hat.

He declared war on the mailman because he 'didn't respect the throne enough'.

He tried to rule the world from his couch.