Eagletown

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A hole in Oklahoma where only drunks and your cousins live; you'd rather be anywhere else

I went to Eagletown and got lost between my cousin's house and a liquor store.

My uncle says Eagletown is the only place he can drink and not get in a fight.

I tried to visit Eagletown but ended up sleeping in a ditch.

A place so small and boring, it thinks it’s the center of the universe; no one wants to be there

My aunt said Eagletown is the only place that doesn’t know what the word ‘fun’ means.

I went to Eagletown and the only thing that moved was the cows.

Eagletown is so tiny, it doesn’t even have a pizza shop.

A town so bad, even the cows look sad; you only go there if you’re forced to

I had to go to Eagletown for my cousin’s wedding and I almost ran away.

My mom said we’re going to Eagletown for the weekend, and I screamed.

Eagletown is so bad, even the dog left.