Eagletoned

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When a rich, smug person gets thrown out of their fancy job because people find out they have a crazy brain and cry in the bathroom.

My boss got eagletoned because he cried during a Zoom meeting.

The mayor got eagletoned after people found his old therapy bills.

My uncle got eagletoned because he had a breakdown during a podcast.

A bird. A name Native Americans used. Also, a guy who looks like he just walked out of a music video and is ready to bang you.

My crush is eagletoned. He looks like a rockstar.

That guy in the park is eagletoned. He’s got the look.

My brother’s friend is eagletoned. He’s got the vibe.

The guy who plays bass for a band. He’s hot. He’s got the body. He’s got the moves. He’s got the looks. He’s got the vibe.

That bassist from Black Veil Brides is eagletoned. He’s got the moves.

I would date the bassist if he was eagletoned.

The bassist is eagletoned. He’s my type.