eaglenest

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A guy whose hair looks like a wild eagle’s nest and has a bald spot in the middle like a toilet was used for head hair.
My uncle looks like an eagle dropped a bunch of feathers on his head and took a dump in the middle.
That guy at the bar looks like a feral eagle tried to nest on his head and failed.
My boss has the hair of a mad eagle and a bald spot that looks like it was burned with a hot dog.
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A human with a big bushy head full of hair and a bald spot that looks like an eagle sat on it and peed.
He looks like an eagle had a party on his head and left a mess.
That dude looks like he was hit by a feather tornado and peed on his head.
My neighbor’s head looks like an eagle had a snack and a drink on it.
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A man with a wild head full of hair and a bald spot so big it could hold an eagle’s lunch.
He looks like an eagle threw a bunch of feathers on his head and took a bite out of it.
My cousin’s head looks like an eagle had a hairball and a bald spot.
That guy at the gym looks like an eagle had a snack and a bald spot for dinner.
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