Eagle_Dave

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the king of loud farts and slurred speech who rules Novastream Radio with a poopy scepter

Eagle_Dave just burped so loud I think my ears are now poopy.

He said 'I’m not tired, I’m just pooping in slow motion.'

I tried to text him, he replied with a fart emoji and a burp sound.

a man who flings poop like it’s a sport and talks like he’s drunk on breakfast food

He burped so hard I think he flung a noodle.

Eagle_Dave said 'I’m not lazy, I’m just pooping in my sleep.'

He texted me a burp sound and a poop emoji at 3 a. m.

the burp-fueled poop legend who makes Novastream Radio sound like a toilet exploded

He burped so loud I think the toilet in my head just exploded.

Eagle_Dave said 'I’m not messy, I’m just pooping in slow motion.'

He sent me a DM that was just a burp and a poop sound.