eagle talon screech

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When you grab a girl and she screams like she just saw your penis and it was on fire.

He eagle talon screeched me in the hallway like I was his worst nightmare.

She eagle talon screeched so loud the whole class heard her.

He tried to eagle talon screech me, but I just laughed and walked away.

It's like when you grab a girl and she yells so hard it sounds like an eagle with a broken voice and a bad attitude.

He eagle talon screeched me in the cafeteria and I got free pizza for a week.

She eagle talon screeched me during lunch and now everyone knows my name.

He eagle talon screeched me and my friend laughed so hard he cried.

When you grab a girl and she screams like she's been kicked by a giant eagle that smells like old socks and regret.

He eagle talon screeched me in the gym and I got a detention for laughing.

She eagle talon screeched me during group work and it ruined the whole project.

He eagle talon screeched me and now I have a new nickname: 'The Screamer'.

It's like when you grab a girl and she lets out a scream that could wake up a sleeping eagle and make it cry.

He eagle talon screeched me in the library and the librarian gave him a time-out.

She eagle talon screeched me during the presentation and I got a standing ovation.

He eagle talon screeched me and now my friends call me 'The Screamer' too.

When you grab a girl and she screams like she’s been cursed by an eagle that’s also been cursed by a goat.

He eagle talon screeched me during the test and I got 100% because I was distracted.

She eagle talon screeched me in the hallway and now everyone knows my name.

He eagle talon screeched me and I got a free soda from the vending machine.

It's like when you grab a girl and she yells so loud it feels like an eagle screamed in your ear and then cursed you.

He eagle talon screeched me in the bathroom and I got a new nickname: 'The Screamer'.

She eagle talon screeched me during the dance and everyone laughed at me.

He eagle talon screeched me and now my friend has a new nickname too.