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When your bank account gets a slap on the wrist and your wallet screams in pain.

My paycheck came in and I immediately bought a pizza. My wallet is now in therapy.

Payday hit and I spent it all on a new Xbox. My mom is now my therapist.

I got my money and immediately went to the mall. My savings account is now a ghost.

The moment you see money and your brain immediately goes on a shopping spree.

I saw my paycheck and bought a new phone. My brain is now a retail employee.

Payday hit and I bought a whole cart of snacks. My brain is now a snack monster.

I got paid and immediately bought shoes. My feet are now rich and I am now broke.

When your bank account gets a little happy and your brain starts a party.

My bank account got a little happy and I bought a new TV. My brain is now a DJ.

I got paid and my brain threw a party. I bought a burger and now I am broke.

Payday came and my brain exploded. I bought a car and now I am in debt.