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Getting it on with the most revolting girl in the entire neighborhood. She’s so ugly, she makes your mom look like a beauty queen. You gotta be as brave as an Eagle Scout to even try.
I dated my cousin's ex. She had a face like a toilet.
He kissed the girl who smells like old socks and vomit.
She had a zit the size of a football and cried when he dumped her.