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A boy who gets the top badge in the Boy Scouts. He’s stuck with it forever, even if he becomes a slob or a failure.
My cousin is an Eagle Scout. He still wears his uniform to work every day.
My brother got the badge, but now he’s too lazy to even brush his teeth.
That guy was an Eagle Scout. Now he eats tacos for breakfast and drinks beer at 9 a. m.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A hot girl who dates old guys. The old guy is called a bald eagle. She’s not necessarily after money, but she might be trying to avoid a cougar.
My aunt dated her boss. He was a bald eagle. She said he was still hot.
That girl dates her uncle. He’s got a bald head and a bad back.
She’s not a gold digger, but she’s not exactly a cougar either.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Getting laid by the ugliest woman in the world. She’s so bad, it’s like doing community service. You have to be as selfless as an Eagle Scout to do it.
He dated his mom’s friend. She was like a walking disaster.
That guy married the ugliest woman in the town. Everyone said it was a crime.
She was so hideous, he got a medal for dating her.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A bunch of pretty girls having sex with a gross guy. It’s like a charity event for the guy.
All the girls at school dated that one weird guy. He was like a charity case.
That guy got lucky. All the hot girls dated him.
She had to sleep with the gross guy. It was like a group project.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Getting sex with a short person. It’s like being an Eagle Scout. Only a few people can say they’ve done it.
He dated a dwarf. Now everyone says he’s got the BSA badge.
That guy had sex with a midget. He’s like a legend.
She slept with a short guy. Now everyone calls her a BSA queen.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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