eagle people

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People who watch bald eagle cams like they're on meth. They're weird, super loyal, love art, and can't stop talking about bald eagles.

I watched the eagle eat a fish and cried. It was beautiful.

If you don't like bald eagles, you're a traitor.

I drew a bald eagle in the shower. It was a masterpiece.

Bald eagle cam fanatics. They're loud, crazy, make bad art, and think bald eagles are the best thing ever.

I yelled at the eagle for not eating the fish. It was a personal insult.

I drew a bald eagle on my face. It was a fashion statement.

If you don't like bald eagles, I'll fight you.

People who live and breathe bald eagle cams. They're messy, loud, love art, and can't stand anyone who doesn't like bald eagles.

I spilled coffee on my eagle drawing. It was a modern art masterpiece.

I named my dog after a bald eagle. It's a legend.

I drew a bald eagle on my wall. It's a shrine.