eagle penis

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A giant bird’s junk that’s so big and ugly it could make a witch throw up.

My cousin’s breakfast smelled like an eagle penis after he ate three pancakes and a cigar.

The potion exploded because it had eagle penis in it and it was too strong.

I saw it in a dream and woke up screaming.

The worst possible thing you could ever smell or see if you were a prisoner in a bird jail.

That gym stunk like an eagle penis after the guy in the corner did 100 push-ups in socks.

She looked at the eagle penis and cried for three days.

The dog ran away when it saw the eagle penis.