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Eagle kisses are when you’re lying on your bed, butt naked, face smashed into the pillow, and the fan is blowing hot air right up your butt like it’s giving you a punishment.
I was doing eagle kisses and the fan went full beast mode on my junk.
My buddy said the fan was like a mad eagle giving me kisses and my nuts were screaming.
I tried eagle kisses, and my pillow got a front-row seat to my humiliation.