eagle head boner

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a boner that looks like a skinny worm with a big, meaty head and a fat butt end, like it just ate a whole pizza.

Dude, my boner looks like a worm that just ate a whole pizza.

I tried to do a sit-up and my boner looked like a worm in a sausage casing.

My boner is so lanky and big-headed, it looks like it’s trying to escape a sausage link.

a boner that’s like a twig with a huge head, like it’s about to explode from all the meat.

My boner looks like a twig with a meatball on the end.

I looked in the mirror and my boner was like a twig with a meatball.

My boner is so tiny and big-headed, it looks like a twig with a meatball.

a boner that looks like a skinny stick with a big, round head, like it’s got a whole burger on it.

My boner looks like a stick with a burger on the end.

I looked in the mirror and my boner was like a stick with a burger.

My boner is so skinny and big-headed, it looks like it’s holding a whole burger.