eagle fuck

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When you're getting wild and naked, you flap your wings like a stupid bird and peck at her tits while screaming like you’re on a bad acid trip.
My cousin did an eagle fuck in the pool during the school dance.
He pecked her boob so hard it looked like it had been beaten by a chicken.
I saw it happen in the park and it was like a horror movie.
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An eagle fuck is when the president messes up so bad it’s like he got hit by a flaming eagle.
The president did an eagle fuck during the big speech.
He dropped the ball like a clumsy idiot.
The whole country laughed at him.
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When a woman jumps out of a plane completely naked and a man dives after her like he’s possessed and yells 'EAGLE FUCK' while having sex midair.
She did a naked skydive and he flew after her like a crazy man.
They had sex while falling and it was like a superhero movie.
He screamed so loud the whole town heard him.
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The eagle fuck is Armin Arlert, the dumbass in the anime who acts smart but is just a useless, crybaby kid.
Armin did an eagle fuck when he cried in the middle of a battle.
He acted tough but was just a chicken in a war.
He was the worst friend ever and everyone hated him.
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