eagle fart

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A stinky gas attack from the butt aimed at someone you hate, usually because they did something bad to you. The smell can travel far, depending on what you ate and how much you want to embarrass them.
My cousin let one rip in the middle of math class because I told the teacher he cheated.
My dog did an eagle fart on the principal's shoes during the school play.
I let one go in the elevator and scared my mom half to death.
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When you drop a massive butt gas on someone you dislike, just to make them feel bad. It's not always loud, but it's always smelly and usually makes people run away.
I did an eagle fart on my brother during dinner and he had to go outside and vomit.
My friend let one rip in the library and the librarian gave us a warning.
I did an eagle fart on my crush during our first date and now we're both enemies.
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A powerful butt gas shot at someone you hate. It's like a fart from the devil and it can make people cry or run for their lives.
I let one rip on my teacher during a pop quiz and she had to leave the room.
My brother did an eagle fart in the car and my dad had to pull over.
I did an eagle fart in the church and the priest gave me a long talk about sin.
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