eagle cuff

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When a guy shaves his legs like a lazy fool and leaves a stupid stripe of hair like a bad haircut
My leg looks like a raccoon got at it
I look like a prisoner who forgot to shave
That stripe is gonna haunt me in every gym
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When you slice your legs like a meathead and end up with a line of hair that looks like a prison tattoo
Why do I have a leg stripe? I didn’t ask for a prison sentence
My leg looks like it got hit by a barber
That stripe is worse than my ex's personality
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When you try to be smooth but end up with a stripe of hair that makes you look like a half-shaved chicken
My leg looks like a chicken got caught in a barber shop
I’m not smooth, I’m stripey
That leg stripe is my new nickname
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