Eagle Brand

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the sweet stuff that comes in a can and a bag because some people are too cheap to buy both

I only buy the pouch because I’m broke and my soul is already sold.

The can is for fancy occasions. The bag is for when I’m too lazy to care.

My mom buys the can. I steal the pouch. It’s a war of sweet supremacy.

a milk that’s been squished and made into a solid form of sweet victory

This stuff is liquid gold. Or maybe it's just my brain on sugar.

I used to think it was just milk. Then I tasted it. Now I’m a different person.

I drink this and my problems go away. Or I just don’t care anymore.

the reason why people have a second heart made of sugar and regret

Eagle Brand is my life. My dreams. My second heart. My third mouth.

I eat this and I feel like I’ve won the lottery. Then I remember I’m still poor.

It’s not a snack. It’s a lifestyle. Or a death sentence. Either way, I’m in.