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A woman who lets anyone stick their junk in her hole if they blink at her.
He just said hi and she let him inside her.
She gave him a wink and he knew it was over.
He asked for a drink and got a blowjob instead.
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A girl who thinks every guy is her future husband until they leave.
She said I'm the one she's been waiting for.
He left and she cried on the bus.
She wrote him a poem and he blocked her.
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A woman who would sleep with a man for a pizza and a promise.
She took his pizza and left him hanging.
He said he'd come back with a pizza and never did.
She had his pizza and his heart in one night.
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A girl so desperate for love she'll take a guy even if he smells like old socks.
He stank like a garbage can and she still took him.
She said he was the best thing since sliced bread.
He had a beard and she kissed him like it was a dream.
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A woman who thinks any guy with a face is worth her time.
He had a face and she had a plan.
He had a bad face and she had a worse choice.
She said he was cute and he believed her.
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A girl who would let any guy in her pants if he smiled at her.
He smiled and she let him in.
He said hi and she said hi back with her legs.
He had a crooked smile and she had a broken heart.