eager eggs

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A messed-up way of saying ‘Easter Eggs’ that later became a stupid word for a surprise someone left, usually because they were high or felt like being a jerk.
My cousin left a glitter bomb in my lunch. That’s the most eager egg I’ve ever seen.
My teacher put a fart spray in my desk. Classic eager egg.
My mom signed me up for a coding class. That’s the worst eager egg ever.
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Anything that someone decides to leave for you, even if it’s just a piece of paper with a swear word on it.
My friend slipped a ‘I hate your face’ note under my door. That’s an eager egg.
I found a whoopee cushion in my backpack. That’s an eager egg.
My brother left a dead mouse on my bed. That’s an eager egg.
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