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You can’t wait to slap someone on Facebook right after you meet them. It’s like you’re trying to get inside their head before they even finish their coffee.

I just met you at the pizza place. Now you’re on my Facebook. What’s next, my soul?

You’re already following me on Instagram. Why do you need Facebook too?

I know your name. I know your face. Now I know your ex’s name. What’s your problem?

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You hit ‘Add Friend’ so fast it’s like you were born with a Facebook account. People think you’re a weirdo or a creep.

We just said hi. Now I’m on your Facebook. Are you trying to steal my identity?

You added me before I even got my coffee. What’s wrong with you?

I met you at the store. Now you’re on my Facebook. You’re gonna haunt me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You’re so desperate to be friends with someone you just met that you add them before they even know who you are. It’s like you’re begging for attention.

You added me before I could finish my sentence. What’s your deal?

We just met. Now I’m on your Facebook. You’re gonna make me cry.

I don’t even know you. Now you’re on my Facebook. You’re a menace.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You add people on Facebook so fast it’s like you’re trying to make them your best friend before they even know your name. People think you’re a lunatic.

I just met you. Now I’m on your Facebook. You’re trying to take over my life.

You added me before I even said goodbye. What’s wrong with you?

You added me before I got my coffee. You’re a monster.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You’re so excited to be friends with someone you just met that you add them before they even finish talking. It’s like you’re trying to steal their spotlight.

You added me before I even finished my sentence. What’s your problem?

I just met you. Now I’m on your Facebook. You’re a menace.

You added me before I could even think. You’re a monster.

by Slangipedia 4d ago