eager

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A self-centered, sneaky, overly excited, and picture-obsessed idiot who thinks they're the main character in everyone's story.

I saw that guy take a selfie in the middle of a fire, and he was like, 'This is iconic.'

She posted 12 pictures of her lunch and called it a 'food masterpiece.'

He took a selfie with a pigeon and said it was a 'legendary moment.'

A loud, stupid, jealous group of people who root for their stupid team and hate everyone else, especially their annoying neighbors.

They screamed 'War Eagle' so loud, the whole neighborhood thought there was a war.

They named their goldfish 'Tiger' and called it a 'legendary move.'

They cried when their team lost, even though they had a 200-year-old rivalry going.

A crazy football coach who thinks he's God, drinks beer, and yells at his players until they puke or pass out.

He yelled 'GATA!' so loud, the neighbors thought there was a war.

He conditioned his players so hard, they looked like they had been run over by a truck.

He threw a party after losing a game and drank all the beer in the trailer park.

Someone who can't wait for something and is ready to jump in headfirst, even if it means getting trampled.

He was so eager to start the game, he ran into the field before the whistle blew.

She was so eager to get a promotion, she volunteered for every stupid task.

He was so eager to win, he cheated in the most obvious way.

A person who tries way too hard to make everyone happy, even if it makes them look like a fool.

She tried to make peace between her friends, but ended up starting a new fight.

He smiled at everyone, even when he was getting yelled at.

She stayed up all night to make sure everyone had enough snacks.

A person who is so excited or anxious, they drive everyone around them insane with their stupid energy.

He was so eager, he screamed 'I'm ready!' in the middle of the night.

She was so eager, she texted everyone at 2 a. m. just to say 'hi.'

He was so eager, he danced in the parking lot before the game even started.

A person who tries so hard to be cool, they end up being the most uncool person in the room.

He tried to be cool by wearing a hat inside, and ended up looking like a clown.

She tried to be cool by eating a whole pizza in one bite, and ended up looking like a monster.

He tried to be cool by talking to the ceiling, and ended up looking like a lunatic.