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The dirty talk Eaganites use when they're too lazy to actually communicate

'I'm gonna eat your face for breakfast', said by a kid who didn't finish his cereal

'This math test is gonna be my funeral', said by a kid who failed the test

'I'm gonna throw this pencil at you', said by a kid who didn't get the question right

The way Eaganites talk like they're in a fight with the entire world

'I'm gonna punch the sky', said by a kid who didn't get a good grade

'This teacher is the worst', said by a kid who didn't pay attention

'I'm gonna eat your homework', said by a kid who didn't do their work

The messed-up way Eaganites speak like they just got out of jail

'I'm gonna jailbreak your brain', said by a kid who didn't study

'This test is gonna be my last meal', said by a kid who failed

'I'm gonna throw this eraser at you', said by a kid who was annoyed

The weird language Eaganites use when they're too tired to think straight

'I'm gonna sleep on your face', said by a kid who was exhausted

'This math problem is gonna be my bedtime story', said by a kid who didn't get the answer

'I'm gonna eat your pencil', said by a kid who was hungry