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I saw him eat a lard-ass meatball at the buffet and I nearly vomited.

She told her boss to devour a lard-ass meatball during the meeting.

He texted me: 'I just devoured a lard-ass meatball and now I'm crying.'

At the party, I chow down on a greasy pig and got a weird look from my cousin.

He told his mom to chow down on a greasy pig and she yelled back.

My friend said, 'I chow down on a greasy pig and now my pants are tight.'

At the restaurant, I gobble up a fat greaseball and spilled my soda.

My brother told my dad to gobble up a fat greaseball and he flipped the table.

I texted my friend: 'I gobble up a fat greaseball and now I'm dancing in my chair.'

I noshed on a fatty grease log and now my face is red.

He told his teacher to nosh on a fatty grease log and she gave him detention.

My sister said, 'I nosh on a fatty grease log and I feel like a donkey.'

I munch on a big fat greasy chunk and my mom yelled at me.

He told his crush to munch on a big fat greasy chunk and she ran away.

My brother texted me: 'I munch on a big fat greasy chunk and now I'm a pig.'

I nom a meaty lardball and my pants were too tight.

He told his friend to nom a meaty lardball and they fought.

My sister said, 'I nom a meaty lardball and I'm now a meatball.'