eael

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A half-white Pinoy who makes the worst uwu sound since the invention of the kazoo. He’s obsessed with cookies and HTTYD and thinks he’s a legend.
Eael: 'Uwu!' Me: 'What is this, a toddler’s scream?'
Eael tried to eat 10 cookies in one sitting. He now has a cookie-shaped face.
Eael: 'HTTYD is the best movie ever.' Me: 'It’s the only movie you’ve ever seen.'
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A guy who thinks HTTYD is the only movie that exists and acts like he’s the main character.
Eael: 'I am Hiccup.' Me: 'No, you’re just Eael.'
Eael watched HTTYD 37 times in one day. He now speaks in dragon.
Eael: 'I’m training my dragon!' Me: 'You’re training your cat.'
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A guy who thinks he’s super smart, but he’s just a regular guy who plays video games and has a squad that’s all weird.
Eael: 'I thought of that strategy in my head!' Me: 'You said that 10 minutes ago.'
Eael’s squad includes a guy with hair like a raccoon, a nerd who cries at math, and a hippo who says 'nuke' for no reason.
Eael cried because his cookie was half-eaten. Everyone laughed.
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