E.A.E.

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When your butt is about to explode and you have to run like a scared squirrel to find the nearest bathroom before you leak your guts everywhere.
I had to sprint through the mall like a lunatic because my pants were about to become a canvas for my digestive disaster.
At the airport, I had to hide behind a column because my E. A. E. was so loud it could wake up the dead.
My E. A. E. happened during a Zoom call, and my boss thought I was having a seizure.
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When your butt is on fire and you’re too far from a toilet to save your dignity or your pants.
I was stuck in a subway tunnel with my E. A. E. and no one was coming for me.
During a test, my E. A. E. hit me like a brick and I had to write my essay with a fart stain.
I tried to hold it in during a meeting, but my E. A. E. came out like a volcano erupting.
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