Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to be so dumb you think your brain is a broken toaster and your mouth is a loud fire alarm

My cousin eadonged the whole game and said the moon was made of cheese and pizza

He eadonged so hard he tried to fight a robot with a banana

She eadonged during the test and wrote 'math is my enemy' in big letters

2

to be so rude you’d punch a baby and call your mom a bad word

He eadonged the teacher by throwing a sock at the whiteboard

She eadonged her brother by eating his homework and calling him a fart

They eadonged the whole class by playing loud music during math time

3

to be so backish you think your backpack is a spaceship and your shoes are alien invaders

He eadonged and told the principal his backpack was going to Mars

She eadonged by drawing monsters on the walls and screaming at the ceiling

They eadonged during lunch and said the sandwich was plotting against them

4

to be so stupid you’d argue with a clock and call your dog a bad word

He eadonged by telling the clock it was lying about the time

She eadonged and said her dog was a thief

They eadonged during science and said gravity was just a joke

5

to be so rude you’d shout at a pigeon and eat your homework for breakfast

He eadonged by yelling at a pigeon and calling it a bad word

She eadonged and ate her math homework like it was candy

They eadonged during gym class and said the balls were talking to them