eadize

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A disease so bad it makes ligma look like a birthday party. Only the worst shisnos get it and they probably deserve it.

My cousin got eadize and now he cries every time he sees a pizza.

The teacher said eadize is the reason why she hates Mondays.

I got eadize because I forgot my homework and my dog ate my lunch.

The worst kind of ligma. It’s like having a bad day, but it’s 10 times worse and it happens to the worst people.

My dog got eadize and now he won’t stop howling at the mailman.

My mom says I got eadize because I don’t clean my room.

My friend got eadize and now he cries every time he eats cereal.

A disease so bad it makes your brain explode. Only the worst shisnos have it and they probably got it because they did something stupid.

My brother got eadize and now he screams at the TV every day.

My teacher got eadize and now she gives us 10 homework assignments every day.

I got eadize because I spilled my juice on my math test.