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A smelly, grumpy person who thinks they’re god because they know how to make you do math problems until you cry.
My teacher gave me 20 homework problems for talking during class.
She screamed at me for eating pizza during a test.
I failed the test because she made me write my name 100 times.
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A person who thinks they’re fancy just because they wear a suit and call you by your last name.
He called me ‘Smith’ when I had a huge bruise on my face.
He wore a suit even when he was sick.
He gave me a detention for not doing my homework.
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A human who yells at you for no reason and thinks they’re cool because they can do push-ups.
He yelled at me for forgetting my pencil.
He did 20 push-ups in front of the class.
He gave me a pop quiz because I was late.
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A person who has no life and thinks you’re the worst student in the history of the world.
He said I was the worst student ever for not doing my homework.
He called me ‘Student Zero’ in front of the whole class.
He made me write an essay about why I’m a bad student.
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A person who thinks they’re the king of the school because they can make you do things you don’t want to do.
He made me stand in the hallway for 10 minutes.
He made me clean the classroom after lunch.
He made me answer every question in the whole class.
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A person who has a loud voice and thinks they’re the best teacher ever just because they can make you scream.
He screamed at me for not doing my homework.
He made the whole class scream during a test.
He yelled so loud I heard him in the next classroom.
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