Each sentence is a melody

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Every sentence is like a song because you scream each word with a different tone and shout it like it's the loudest note on a broken kazoo.

I hate math class so much it hurts

This pizza is the worst I've ever had

My dog eats my homework every Friday

Each sentence is a melody because you yell each syllable like it's the last drop of soda before it goes flat.

I can't stand my brother anymore

This movie is the worst ever

My cat is the king of the house

Every sentence is a melody because you shout each syllable like you're trying to wake up a dead person.

I failed my test again

My mom is the worst

My phone is broken and I'm crying

Each sentence is a melody because you talk like you're singing in a bar with no mic and a broken voice.

I'm so tired I could sleep for a week

This assignment is impossible

My dog is the laziest ever

Every sentence is a melody because you say each syllable like it's the last piece of cake before it's gone.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse

This class is the worst

My dad is the loudest person ever

Each sentence is a melody because you speak like you're trying to make a broken radio play your favorite song.

This is the worst day ever

I can't stand my teacher

My phone is broken and I'm furious