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When God gives you a lesson and then shoves a chalkboard in your face and says you gotta teach someone else or He'll throw you out of heaven.
My math teacher failed me and said I had to tutor the kid who failed algebra because I was a 'disgrace to the math gods.'
I got a warning from God for skipping church and now I have to teach my cousin how to read or I'll be stuck in purgatory.
My mom said if I don't teach my little brother how to do his homework, I won't get to play video games for a month.