Each One Teach One

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When God gives you a lesson and then shoves a chalkboard in your face and says you gotta teach someone else or He'll throw you out of heaven.
My math teacher failed me and said I had to tutor the kid who failed algebra because I was a 'disgrace to the math gods.'
I got a warning from God for skipping church and now I have to teach my cousin how to read or I'll be stuck in purgatory.
My mom said if I don't teach my little brother how to do his homework, I won't get to play video games for a month.
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You learn something and then you're forced to explain it to someone else like they're a dumb kid who just fell off a cliff.
I learned how to solve a quadratic equation and now I have to teach my sister or I'll get grounded.
I got a C on my test and my teacher made me explain it to the whole class like I was a clown in a math circus.
My friend failed the test and now he has to teach me the lesson he didn't get, and I'm not happy about it.
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You get a lesson and then you're stuck explaining it to someone else until you both forget what it was about.
I learned how to do fractions and now I'm explaining it to my little brother, and now we both don't know what a denominator is.
I got a lesson on how to write an essay, and now I have to teach my cousin, and now I can't even spell 'paragraph.'
I learned how to solve equations and now I'm trying to teach my friend, but we're both confused and just arguing about it.
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