each

When you bleach your hair and it comes out like a highlighter marker, but some idiot decides to do it wrong and ends up looking like a neon sign that’s been peed on. That’s called 'each' and it’s the worst.

When two things are right next to each other, like two people in a relationship who just can’t be friends. It’s called 'each' and it’s basically a side-by-side slap in the face.

In York, if you get fish and chips, you’re basically eating a greasy sandwich that’s been dipped in oil and salt. That’s called 'each' and it’s the best thing ever.

When you have two pies from Pimbletts, like a meat and potato pie and a steak pie, and you eat them both. That’s called 'each' and it’s the best way to die.

When two things are next to each other, like two people who hate each other but still have to be next to each other. That’s called 'each' and it’s the worst kind of torture.

When you have two things next to each other and it’s like they’re fighting for space, but they’re just both there. That’s called 'each' and it’s the most annoying thing ever.

When you have two things right next to each other like a meat pie and a steak pie and you buy them both. That’s called 'each' and it’s basically a full meal in a box.