eabbit

My dog ate my eabbit and now he's got a beard

That eabbit just stared me down like I owed him money

I saw an eabbit wearing a crown and it was the best day ever

My eabbit friend just robbed a bank and it was the best thing ever

That eabbit walked into a bar and the bartender said 'We don't serve cool people here' and he said 'I'm not cool, I'm an eabbit'

I asked my eabbit if they wanted pizza and they said 'We don't eat pizza, we eat legends'